TRUMP WORLD
Great week of watching on TRUMP WORLD…..
First of a all the Great Orange Asshole thinks that he has slipped the knife into Omarosa and made a clean getaway—"Gee, Omarosa, I hear that you are leaving us….what happened?" (Only someone as dumb as Trump would have fallen for an explanation like that…) It’s my guess that someone around him mentioned that she was making $180K/year…."What? We’re paying her $180 thousand dollars a year? For what? She doesn’t do anything….Do we need a $180 thousand dollar a year Token? In my opinionI Dr. Carson covers our Token Quotient quite nicely, thank you. Let’s get rid of her…..” “Besides, we can use her slot for someone else….like Tiffany…..she needs a job….”
So Trump has his dupe, Gen. Kelly do the job on her (to Kelly’s huge enjoyment, no doubt…) and it looks like it's a done deal to the Trumpeter. Then, out of nowhere, a big black bat (formerly known as Omarosa) drops down out of the rafters and starts fluttering around his head, getting stuck in his ridiculous hairdo and, in general, ruining Trump’s day completely….
“Who is responsible for this? I told you that we didn’t need any Negroes in the White House. Why the hell do you think that they call it the White House? Of course nobody dared to tell the minotaur that it was his idea to bring Omarosa into the White House. And now, worse than anything, the dumb dog shows that she was paying close attention to the Orange Asshole back in the day….she has recordings from inside the WH!!! “Quick! Get me Rudy! Call Jeff Sessions! Maybe Jeff can have her arrested!….Perhaps Rudy has some friends back in New York that will kill her for the right price….”
Tune in next week as the Trumpeter moves inexorably toward resignation.