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Oilcandide

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Re: Comedy
« Reply #75 on: July 12, 2022, 12:34:47 PM »
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.  One asks, What is your favourite kind of    music?

The other says, I am a big metal fan.
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« Reply #76 on: July 12, 2022, 01:38:49 PM »
Quote from: sardine can on July 12, 2022, 12:34:47 PM
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.  One asks, What is your favourite kind of    music?

The other says, I am a big metal fan.

Wow. You blew me away with that one.
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« Reply #77 on: July 13, 2022, 10:53:46 PM »
Quote from: Hamilton Samuels on July 12, 2022, 01:38:49 PM
Quote from: sardine can on July 12, 2022, 12:34:47 PM
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm.  One asks, What is your favourite kind of    music?

The other says, I am a big metal fan.



Wow. You blew me away with that one.

What goes around comes around.
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« Reply #78 on: July 21, 2022, 08:38:45 PM »
Since I'm sitting out the Politics threads for a while, thought I'd share some cartoons.



Oops, guess that's somewhat...political.   Ah well.
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« Reply #79 on: July 21, 2022, 08:42:54 PM »

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Wow. You blew me away with that one.
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What goes around comes around.

Glad to see that GENERATE so much humor.
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Re: Comedy
« Reply #80 on: July 26, 2022, 12:43:25 PM »
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« Reply #81 on: August 10, 2022, 12:18:46 PM »
Headling seen in WaPo this morning:

WHO asks people not to attack monkeys over monkeypox


Is it still okay to attack chickens over chickenpox?
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« Reply #82 on: August 10, 2022, 02:12:50 PM »
Quote from: Bart on August 10, 2022, 12:18:46 PM
Headling seen in WaPo this morning:

WHO asks people not to attack monkeys over monkeypox


Is it still okay to attack chickens over chickenpox?
Sure. I attack small people over smallpox. Those that do not commit suicide, at least.
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Holly Martins

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« Reply #83 on: August 10, 2022, 03:21:55 PM »
Har!

We lost another one recently, but when I try to remember the name I come up short.  It was either R2D2 or an Ewok, or maybe the main guy in "Willow."

No, R2D2 died six years ago.   And Willow is still alive.  Maybe it was Mini Me, in the Austin Powers films.  Fuck, I know I saw an obit this year. 
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« Reply #84 on: August 10, 2022, 10:15:23 PM »
Malcolm Dixon, in 2020, would be my guess.
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« Reply #85 on: August 11, 2022, 09:55:57 AM »
One of the biggest disappointments of my life was when I watched Three Billboards and the character who committed suicide was not Peter Dinklages.
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« Reply #86 on: August 11, 2022, 10:05:11 AM »
It was Cousin Itt (the original) on the Addams family.  Died Spring 2021.  And he was also an Ewok!

Felix Silla was 84, so I am prevented from saying his life was tragically cut short.



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« Reply #87 on: August 11, 2022, 10:09:31 AM »
Quote from: Hairy Lime on August 11, 2022, 09:55:57 AM
One of the biggest disappointments of my life was when I watched Three Billboards and the character who committed suicide was not Peter Dinklages.

He came so close in The Station Agent, when he passed out on the railroad tracks. 
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« Reply #88 on: August 11, 2022, 10:12:16 AM »
That is a long time to have to put up with being called a midget when you prefer dwarf and being really sad from people calling you short arse, putting up with shit from black midgets.

Oooh... I just thought of a good movie idea.
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« Reply #89 on: August 17, 2022, 01:12:26 PM »
Amusing placard in pro-choice rally

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