Trump-Nixon is planning a milkshake on the mall party for July 4. Wendy’s and McDonald’s are competing for the business with new football shaped and missile shaped shake containers that keep their contents pressurized for wider splash zones on impact.
It’s a good time to loosen up your throwing arm in protest of trump’s massive backdoor regressive tax hike. He likes to call them tariffs. Join your patriotic brothers and sisters in letting trump know it’s time he get his hand out of your pocket.
Can trump’s various hair products withstand the cold creamy viscosity of the American milkshake?
What other lowlife ne’er do well could bring such ceaseless drama to what had only recently been a highly respected office?